| In the beginning, before COAST INDEX, nothing much ever happened....and all was dark. Then, the dinosaurs came, Egypt rose and Rome fell and the earth cooled and mankind learned to harness the awesome power of paper. Some time later, Guttenberg began using movable type, the pilgrims landed on Plymouth rock and Coast Index started building tabbed binders and printing custom booklets. The year --- was 1982. In the centuries that followed, As a result, Michael Jackson moondanced and quickly realized there's paper money to be made in music. Smokey Robinson and Mae West married and had a son, Jackie Robinson, who became one of baseball’s greatest players. And Coast Index began manufacturing Custom 3-Ring Binders and Booklets. Shortly thereafter, in a brilliant career move, Bill Cosby ended his pudding career, for a show on NBC and Coast Index became the 3rd fastest-growing paper company in the print business - with 28 thousand employees owning 15% of it and Coast Index had paper goods in 100 countries. Then, 2004: At the same time Romania was landing the first man on the moon while Peru was winning the Super Bowl. And Coast Index led the way in paper product sales in California, quickly capturing paper markets in other major cities in other states and places, too. And, finally, we come to the present: Queen Elizabeth and Steven Spielberg announced they are identical twins, separated at birth. President Johnny Depp declares March healthy tooth enamel month. And Coast Index continues producing elaborate index dividers and custom ringed binders. Well, that's it, folks. All of history. We didn't change a thing. Not a single, solitary thing so help us… Well, at least we got all the Coast Index paper things right… |
